I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize