Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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