Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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