what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Who died my cat blue again?
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