Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
True strength comes from lack of pants
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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