almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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