I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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