Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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