When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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