I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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