If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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