i already hear my dad disowning me
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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