i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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