Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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