Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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