So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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