that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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