So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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