sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?