That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????