ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god