your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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