are you still at the devil's house?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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