What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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