Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sorry about my life...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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