that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What a dumb baby whore.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My vagina is very pro this idea
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