i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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