I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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