then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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