i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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