is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
honey bunches of taint.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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