why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.