love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.