I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
either way he was missing a nipple.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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