be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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