afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
MIDGETS
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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