Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
this just has baby written all over it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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