I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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