so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Randomize
