they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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