one two three fourrrrnication!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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