They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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