So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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