Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I had to cum in my sink.
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