i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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