She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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