If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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