This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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