What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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