YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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