O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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