I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash