He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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